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a win for woman doesn't have to be a loss for man,
love ain't no corporate business, you conflicted fan.

bajaj, havells, usha or crompton.
advertising done forged your simpleton.

you right about my not belonging here, maybe.
you didn't need the gun to break the ice, silly.

held to a standard of all you despise,
how just how am I to disavow these lies.

you're kind you're nice you're my kinda brown,
you keep engaging like I'm your kinda clown.

keep away with your ill-intent and mermaid-song,
I'm just wayy too sensitive behind my strong.

you care not for my voice of reason,
it must be in the air this two faced season.

???????????????????????????????????????? what a desi delight you've been,
crinkle cut diaspora meets chaand biscut muslim.

oh bhai kya mazze lootra basmati bas jyada na hojaey,
all things a little too honest are inevitably crucified.

welcome to an age of censorship and feminist jadoo.
na aurato'n se bardaash; na ladkiyo'n mey kaaboo.

||kaaboom||